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Blue on Tan Vajeanas
Tan Carhart jeans, made in the USA. Genuine Laura Ashley blue floral vagina with yellow batik fabric detail. Waist 29, Length 32.
Teal on Black Peans
Black button-fly Levi’s 501’s. Teal, acid-washed denim, erect, uncircumcised penis. Waist 34, Length 32.
Pink on Black Peans
Black button-fly Levi’s 501’s. Vintage 1960’s pink paint stroke on cream background fabric penis. The penis is erect and circumcised with cream satin backed balls. Waist 34, Length 30.
Pink on Burgundy Vajeanas
Burgundy button-fly Levi’s 501’s. Vintage 1950’s pink and cream knit squiggle fabric vagina with metallic detail. Waist 31, Length 34.
Plaid on Grey Peans
Grey Wrangler. Vintage yellow, blue and red plaid fabric circumcised penis with big balls, slightly erect. Waist 42, Length 30.
Navy on Green Vajeanas
Green button-fly Levi’s 501’s. Vintage navy blue with silver flecks fabric vagina with white and red polka dot detail. Waist 30, Length 34.
White on Tan Peans
Tan button-fly Levi’s 501’s with large, uncircumcised flaccid cock made from textured white cotton. Waist 34, Length 29.
Design Your Own Vajeanas
Select a your own custom fabric combination to create your fantasy genitalia on a pair of classic jeans.
Pean Patches
Order your own custom shape and fabric for a peans patch that you can attach to anything you like.
Design Your Own Peans
Select a shape, orientation, and custom fabric to create your fantasy genitalia on a pair of classic jeans.