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Tan Carhart jeans, made in the USA. Genuine Laura Ashley blue floral vagina with yellow batik fabric detail. Waist 29, Length 32.

Black button-fly Levi’s 501’s. Teal, acid-washed denim, erect, uncircumcised penis. Waist 34, Length 32.

Black button-fly Levi’s 501’s. Vintage 1960’s pink paint stroke on cream background fabric penis. The penis is erect and circumcised with cream satin backed balls. Waist 34, Length 30.

Burgundy button-fly Levi’s 501’s. Vintage 1950’s pink and cream knit squiggle fabric vagina with metallic detail. Waist 31, Length 34.

Grey Wrangler. Vintage yellow, blue and red plaid fabric circumcised penis with big balls, slightly erect. Waist 42, Length 30.

Green button-fly Levi’s 501’s. Vintage navy blue with silver flecks fabric vagina with white and red polka dot detail. Waist 30, Length 34.

Tan button-fly Levi’s 501’s with large, uncircumcised flaccid cock made from textured white cotton. Waist 34, Length 29.

Select a your own custom fabric combination to create your fantasy genitalia on a pair of classic jeans.

Order your own custom shape and fabric for a peans patch that you can attach to anything you like.

Design your own Vajeanas patch and put it anywhere you like.

Select a shape, orientation, and custom fabric to create your fantasy genitalia on a pair of classic jeans.