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Blue on Tan Vajeanas

Tan Carhart jeans, made in the USA. Genuine Laura Ashley blue floral vagina with yellow batik fabric detail. Waist 29, Length 32.

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Teal on Black Peans

Black button-fly Levi’s 501’s. Teal, acid-washed denim, erect, uncircumcised penis. Waist 34, Length 32.

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Pink on Black Peans

Black button-fly Levi’s 501’s. Vintage 1960’s pink paint stroke on cream background fabric penis. The penis is erect and circumcised with cream satin backed balls. Waist 34, Length 30.

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Pink on Burgundy Vajeanas

Burgundy button-fly Levi’s 501’s. Vintage 1950’s pink and cream knit squiggle fabric vagina with metallic detail. Waist 31, Length 34.

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Plaid on Grey Peans

Grey Wrangler. Vintage yellow, blue and red plaid fabric circumcised penis with big balls, slightly erect. Waist 42, Length 30.

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Navy on Green Vajeanas

Green button-fly Levi’s 501’s. Vintage navy blue with silver flecks fabric vagina with white and red polka dot detail. Waist 30, Length 34.

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White on Tan Peans

Tan button-fly Levi’s 501’s with large, uncircumcised flaccid cock made from textured white cotton. Waist 34, Length 29.

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Design Your Own Vajeanas

Select a your own custom fabric combination to create your fantasy genitalia on a pair of classic jeans.

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Pean Patches

Order your own custom shape and fabric for a peans patch that you can attach to anything you like.

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Vajeanas Patches

Design your own Vajeanas patch and put it anywhere you like.

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Design Your Own Peans

Select a shape, orientation, and custom fabric to create your fantasy genitalia on a pair of classic jeans.

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